turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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