Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
