i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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