ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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