you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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