You're completely useless in the revolution.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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