I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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