Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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