I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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