Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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