the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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