Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize