they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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