I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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