I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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