How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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