think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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