I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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