In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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