my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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