I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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