Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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