Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
