Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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