ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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