therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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