I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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