We won't sleep together?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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