we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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