in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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