the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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