it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The ass gains better be worth it
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