Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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