Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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