And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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