Dual....:-)
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
