You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I have post one night stand depression
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