he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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