Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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