i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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