Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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