I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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