Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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