Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
