I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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