She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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