I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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