): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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