I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.