Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming