Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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