Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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