Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Someone came in the potted fern
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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