you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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