I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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