Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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