How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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