Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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