He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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